justtransgirlythings:

theinturnetexplorer:

“ Mom sat next to this guy at the deli and overheard him talking about some “$100 million dollar deal” and took this awkward photo. She texted me it and said any idea who this is?”

apparently Stan Lee makes cameos in people’s lunch outings now.

I bet he approves

almostcommunist:

when you find a really good alternative universe fanfiction

(Source: newt-thotler)

lesbianwarfare:

bad habits: visiting this fucking website every day 

eggito:

caprisun is literally the COOLEST thing you could possibly ever consume if you ever go to a party and ppl are pressuring you to drink or s/t just whip out a caprisun and be like “naw…i got my caprisun pouch” and theyll be like “dam…theyve got their caprisun pouch”

(Source: powerpuff)

amphata:

schiziopathic:

Oh MY GLOOOOOOOB

SOMEONE EXPLAINED IT

(Source: emengel)

angelwithasquirtgun:

I tried to convince my mom that I hadn’t stayed up all night but then she told me that she heard me clapping along to the friends theme song every twenty minutes

(Source: giantspacefetus)

didney-worl-no-uta:

pray4salvation:

keep-calm-get-skinny:

ant-steps:

pug-of-tea:

entercamelot:

the night bloggers have arrived….but this time with a point.

This totally goes with the idea I saw on the internet that bacteria/viruses are the Earth’s immune system, attacking us- the foreign objects.

oh shit

Well THIS could work as an interesting sci-fi novel

(Source: robotindisguise)

curlsandsmell:

curlsandsmell:

curlsandsmell:

How did Harry Potter get down the hill?

by walking

jk rowling

(Source: hanana)

(Source: zonecassette)

saddestblogger:

when two of ur friends are closer to each other than they are to u

(Source: slightmood)

jonesswan:

Something is special because you’re a part of it

liamdryden:

dicapriho:

How did we get here? Why? How are you feeling? What have we done to each other? What will we do?

I’m completely picturing this as the two of them noticing and reacting to each other on the street

mama-killuhsessa:

Greatest artist to live